By Akshat Singh Kaushik, (VII-E)
St. Joseph's Academy
St. Joseph's Academy
1. A man who saves money when computer fan breaks
His words and his contents are:
Computer Fan Repair
Bucket: Found in the trash
Dictionary: $5 at a garage sale
Leaf-blower: Wife bought it for my birthday
Look on my tech-buddies' faces when they see my sweet new fan: Priceless
Yessirree, folks, instead of following something similar to a handy little repair guide, this computer owner decided to have a go at it all by himself.
Perhaps this fix-it guru didn't have the money to spring for an extra computer fan? It appears as if he just poked around his garage until he found something that would do the trick.
And, wow, look at the size of that thing! Let this be a lesson to you, wayward computers--overheating will not be tolerated.
2. Another story of a man who tries to save money from buying a wireless headset.
his words are:
Cheap, Waterproof, All-Phone-Compatible, Hands-Free Solution
So, you've been looking for a snazzy new Bluetooth headset, have you? Well, let me cut you a deal: I have a hands-free headset that is guaranteed to work with any and all cellular phones--whether they're Bluetooth-enabled or not.
You know what, it might even work with your regular landline phone, too. And it's so cheap, it's practically free. Don't get stuck paying $80 for a Bluetooth device that might not work with your phone--this incredible new device can be yours for only $3.49 per pack for 24 hours no charging required.
And, if I haven't yet convinced you, here's another guarantee: Nobody will ever think you're talking to yourself on the street.
3. AND the last but not the least the homemade computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this man builds it for save money and so no one would ever steal it
HE SAYS:
ook at all those fancy case mods, with their snazzy lights and shiny exteriors. We don't need that high-class yuppie stuff here in America--we've got cardboard, a couple of Sharpie pens, and duct tape. (The American Way pretty much always involves duct tape.)
We'll show those snobs what we think of their pretty LEDs and spiffy chrome! Yeah--pure corrugated power! Hey, you'd better write that on the front, just so people know. Sweet. Even if you snobs think we're crazy, there's at least one thing you can't argue with: Nobody's going to steal OUR computer.
His words and his contents are:
Computer Fan Repair
Bucket: Found in the trash
Dictionary: $5 at a garage sale
Leaf-blower: Wife bought it for my birthday
Look on my tech-buddies' faces when they see my sweet new fan: Priceless
Yessirree, folks, instead of following something similar to a handy little repair guide, this computer owner decided to have a go at it all by himself.
Perhaps this fix-it guru didn't have the money to spring for an extra computer fan? It appears as if he just poked around his garage until he found something that would do the trick.
And, wow, look at the size of that thing! Let this be a lesson to you, wayward computers--overheating will not be tolerated.
2. Another story of a man who tries to save money from buying a wireless headset.
his words are:
Cheap, Waterproof, All-Phone-Compatible, Hands-Free Solution
So, you've been looking for a snazzy new Bluetooth headset, have you? Well, let me cut you a deal: I have a hands-free headset that is guaranteed to work with any and all cellular phones--whether they're Bluetooth-enabled or not.
You know what, it might even work with your regular landline phone, too. And it's so cheap, it's practically free. Don't get stuck paying $80 for a Bluetooth device that might not work with your phone--this incredible new device can be yours for only $3.49 per pack for 24 hours no charging required.
And, if I haven't yet convinced you, here's another guarantee: Nobody will ever think you're talking to yourself on the street.
3. AND the last but not the least the homemade computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this man builds it for save money and so no one would ever steal it
HE SAYS:
ook at all those fancy case mods, with their snazzy lights and shiny exteriors. We don't need that high-class yuppie stuff here in America--we've got cardboard, a couple of Sharpie pens, and duct tape. (The American Way pretty much always involves duct tape.)
We'll show those snobs what we think of their pretty LEDs and spiffy chrome! Yeah--pure corrugated power! Hey, you'd better write that on the front, just so people know. Sweet. Even if you snobs think we're crazy, there's at least one thing you can't argue with: Nobody's going to steal OUR computer.
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